Nobody can help me

I hope that the computer will break down right now.

I hope that the internet will be having some problem.

I hope that the tv will spoil.

I hope that my leg will be sticked on the floor.

I hope that my butt will be glued on the chair.

and,

I hope that my eyes will see only chemistry.




Now, God also cannot help me liao :(

I am never so terrible.